Anything But U

2009-10-24T19:32:00.000+08:00

GO TO HUNG-BACK.LIVEJOURNAL.COM!
AND BUY STUFF!

anyway, pmr is finally over!
i'm so happy i'm gonna cry!
someone smack my ass pls pls pls!
it's so itchyyyyy :D

peace out, ABU.

Auf Der Weise Mein Herr

2009-07-04T14:39:00.004+08:00

Sorry mates,I'm awfully lazy to update
but i PROMISE my next post shall be a long one,
a pretty long one at that too.A waaaaaaaaay long one.

Oh and I'll try my best to make it INTERESTING
(If it ain't DON'T COMPLAIN)

Akan Datang...

2009-05-05T22:08:00.001+08:00

This blog shall be updated in a

loooooooooooong

time more ;D

When It Rains Mars Bars

2009-03-13T23:15:00.005+08:00

Sorry for the super duper very VERY long time to update
I was lazy ;D

Damn it,blogs seriously suck
(ESPECIALLY mine)
its like,u have an idea of what to write
but when you sit in front of the com,your mind just goes BLANK
how damn suck-ish can that be??

Anyway
Last Saturday was the usual tuition at Ian's house
(which reminds me now,i have yet to finish my tuition homework for tomorrow)
Tuition was super early cause of Ian's sis birthday
Ended tuition,and it was time for FREEDOM

Went to the club,met ah yoong there
I pushed Ian in the pool and gave him the shock of his life
Swimmed/Dived/Tried To Drown Each Other
and balik to his house
played FIFA09 and kacau-ed some people
went to his park,but had to balik awal
and that was the end

Monday was fun i guess??
It was futsal
*DUM DUM DUM*
(Scored an own goal by accident xD)

Slipped on the stupid court,nearly sprained my ankle
Pepek,Allsya,Jo Lin,Ee Harn and her bf came for awhile i guess
Finished and went jalan jalan a bit
Soo ling din wanna join us,cuz we were all boys
(Oh how i love the Total 90 Boots)
and balik rumah

Tuesday sucked
Wednesday sucked
Thursday was awesome
Friday was awesome

And that ends my brief ringkasan of my week
(suck-ish right??)

To Alvina,Chee Ken,Ian, and all the Man Utd Supporters
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

(WAHAHAHAHAHA)

B-L-O-O-D

2009-01-20T14:40:00.004+08:00

Ok so here's how it goes
2 of my dogs got into a fight
I stopped the fight and got my hand got injured in the process

Injuries are:
4 punctures
1 finger torn
and some scratches and grazes :D

Doc said:
MC FOR 2 DAYS
And i was super duper happy
I honestly didnt know that a finger could have so much blood xD

ANYWAY

Tag time!!!
damn u melissa

oh yea 3 additinoal things
1 "you know who" IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING YET
(remember the YET)
2.My phone was also bitten,so my phone is KO
tiada phone
(Maybe i'll get my N70 NOW??)
back 2 tags

________________________________________________________

Rules and regulations:
~ Do not copy answers.
~ The tag questions must be 100% the same.
~ Tag people after doing tag.
~ No tagging back.
I tag:
1.Sakthi
2.Ian
3.Kah Wern
4.Gavin
5.Kevin
6.Hitler
7.PhoaPhoa
8.A.Man.La
9.Haw Yu
10.D-U-N-N-O

How do you know 1?
Through 2 Efektif i guess

What will you do if you never met 2?
Be SUPER quiet

What will you do if 3 & 4 dated you?
DIE OF LAUGHTER

Do you think 7 is attractive?
You sudah gila ar??

Do you know anything about 8's family?
Good question,
NOPE

What language does 2 speak?
English,Chinese,BM and bad words in Tamil

How old is 4?
14 or 15

When was the last time u talked to 5?
Yesterday i think??

Who's 6's favourite singer?
I dunno,HE'S DEAD

Would you date number 7?
SOALAN GILA

What is number 9's last name?
Heng

Would you consider being in a relationship with number 1?
Shit,u really are crazy arent u??

Which school does 2 go to?
SMKBU3
____________________________________________________

Oh yea,this happened in Sunday School
Abu ( FU-YOH!! )
Teacher ( ok lor??)
Student1(He's good in football)
Student2(She cant pronounce her words properly)

"What will you do if you saw a person fall down??"
"I'll help the person if its a serious accident"
"I'll help the person "
she sounded like this :
"I'm hell die pursen"
*boys all laugh quietly*
"Well um honestly,i'll laugh my head off before helping"
*whole class laughs*

THE END

Advanced Bastards Underwear ~A b U~

2009-01-08T17:46:00.005+08:00

I Shall Do The TAGS

Tag number 1 :

*Drum Roll*

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

1. The last person who tagged you is?
Haw Yu

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
Friend/Brother

3. Your impression of him/her is?
Dunno

4. The most memorable that he/she has ever done for you?
Let me copy her maths homework

5. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever said to you?
Abu,shuddup lar!

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
Die of laughter,Its IMPOSSIBLE

7. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she will have to improve on?
Like i said,ITS IMPOSSIBLE

8. IF he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
I irritated her ;D

9. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
Dunno

10. Your overall impression of him/her is?
Funny,friendly and umm dats all kut?

11. How do you think people around you feel about you?
Retarded and irritating no doubt

12. The character you love about yourself is?
Im suppose 2 love myself??

13. On the contrary, the character you hate about yourself is?
Im SUNBURN most of the time

14. The most ideal person you wanna be is?
Ricardo Quaresma,hehe

15. Pass the quiz on to 6 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
1.Ian
2.Kah Wern
3.Gavin
4.Phoa
5.A.Man.La
6.Sakthi

16. Who is number 6 having a relationship with?
Himself

17. What is number 2 studying about?
PMR xD

18. When was the last time you had a chat with number 3?
Few days ago

19. Does number 1 have any siblings?
His sister Nina

20. Will you woo number 3?
Woo???Does it have something 2 do with BOO???

21. What is the surname of number 6?
Veil a/l rajamogan

22. What is the hobby of number 4?
Hyperness

23. Where is number 2 studying at?
Smkbu3

24. Talk something casually about number 1.
FAT and funny

25. What colour does number 4 like?
Purple(i think??)

26. Is number 1 and number 5 best friends?
Kinda

27. How did you get to know number 2?
2 Efektif

28. Does number 1 have any pets?
Yea,2 turtles(he paints them for fun)

DONE

Oh yea
I cant open ur blog ashley,hehe
but i think this is the tag xD

_____________________________________

Tag Number 2 : (Im gonna enjoy this)

1. Put your iTunes/any other players on shuffle.
2. For each question,press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 11 friends who might enjoy doing this.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?",YOU SAY?
Whatever You Like - T.I

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Mr Brightside - The Killers

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Stay Beautiful - The Last Goodnight

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Celebrate The Day - Herbert Goemering

5. WHAT'S YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Gotta Be Somebody - Nikelback

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I've Got A Soul But Im Not A Soldier - The Killers

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Kids - MGMT

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Dangerous - Akon

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
This Aint A Scene Its An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy

10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
To Much,To Young,To Fast - Airbourne

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Silly Lilly - Bunkface

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Pictures Of You - The Last Goodnight

13. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Viva La Vida - Coldplay

14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
When You Were Young - The Killers

15. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Man Who Cant Be Moved - The Script

16. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls

17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Dont Love You - My Chemical Romance

18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Little Wonders - Rob Thomas

19. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Marabahaya - Pop Shuvit

20. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Situasi - Bunkface

21. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Somebody Told Me - The Killers

22. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME,WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Starlight - Muse

23. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Hanging By A Moment - Lifehouse

24. WHAT WILL YOU REPOST THIS AS?
Let You Know - Plastilina Mosh

1+1=3.142

2008-12-21T23:49:00.002+08:00

KABLOOIEEE
Like my entrance???lol
(lame,i know.i lost my mood 2 joke because of some personal reasons)
wtf
walau bagaimanapun
i just wanna tell every1
(and i mean every1,even u dude/gal who i dont know)

MIKE LIM KANG WEI
is a real pisshead u know??
selain itu
(I feel b.m-ish)

Just go to his facebook profile and read his comments
if u dont know what it is
hear it is : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1270704264
HE PISSED ME OFF
SO I WARNED HIM
but if he pisses me off anymore
IM WHACKING HIM
but i need u all 2 be my witness thingy
that i warned him not to irritate me
(i love my solutions,piss me off :WHACK)

oh yea,im going 3C
i know that these ppl are going 3C
Ian(YESYESYESYESYESYES)
Daniel(OKOKOKOK)
Haw Yu(ALIIIII!!!)
SAKTHI!!!(Narh just kidding, i think he's in 3G)
i think jo lin and ee harn
Melissa(Pepek goes BOOM)
Wee Soon (B.O.M.)
Aileen (????)
Shadow( mein herr Kapitan)
thats all i think
shit larh,gavin and kah wern going 3D
NOW HU AM I GONNA MAKE NOISE WITH OTHER THEN IAN?!?!?!
if u are going
YES U
IM TALKING ABOUT U
2 3C
tell me
(for wat reason,i do not know but just tell me)

anyway
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
to every1
(imma do d taggy thingy's later)
sorry awesome 1 and ali,im lazy
SHIT
KELVIN'S CHANGING SCHOOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hu in 3A talks crap??
tell me XD

T-A-G-G-E-D

2008-12-16T13:25:00.004+08:00

Im Hyper + Bored + High
so bear with me
Ali,i'll do ur tag later
must do italian punya 1st

Rules:
*1. Those who get tagged must answer the question about themselves.
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).
*3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)

Time : 13.35
Name : Shawn Ashley Peris / A b U / Brother Boo / Boom / Shutupski / etc etc
Age/Birthday : 14,8 November 1994
School : SMKBU3
Elder Sister : Oh emm wait,lemme see....NONE
Younger Sisters : NONE
Elder Brothers : Wow,there's so many dat i cant count....NONE
Younger Brothers : 2+3-5=ZERO
Favourite Liquids [Drinks] : Rootbeer,Smoothies,Sluurpee,Syrup,Shandy anddd BEER!!
Favourite Consumables [Food] : Lamb Chop,Beef Noodles,Bak Kut Teh and Brownies
Favourite Place To Sleep : Bed
Flying : Fly aeroplane or superhuman flying abilities??
Swimming / Diving : Swimming,diving hurts my stomach XD . So i just cannonball lor
How Much Friends In MSN? : Umm lemme go count.104 :D
Couple : Hell No
Loved Ones : Family,Friends and God?
Get Kicked On The Butt : FIGHT BACK XD
Allergic? : Nothing that i know off
Gastric? : Very rarely like,once every 5 years?
Whole fortune : What the heck is that?
Age Of Marriage : Must marry meh?
Children Wanted : Must have meh?
Age Of Death : 2456 :D
Animals In House : 7 dogs = 1 german shepherd,2 cocker spaniels,1 Collie's(Lassie)2 mix spitz,1 basset hound(hush puppy):D
Longest fingernail ever kept : Dunno
Wanted Birthday Present : Signed football jersey from Kaka,Deco,Lampard,Quaresma,Ronaldinho,Cristiano Ronaldo or Anelka (Any1 of these 7 will do)

Q: In your dream, God tells you that you are a billionaire in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A:Richest and most succesful person in the world

10 people tag
1.Gavin(Play football!!)
2.Sakthi(Pundek)
3.Kah Wern(Lan C)
4.Ian(Si Gemuk)
5.DineshRavi(dunno)
6.HawYu(Ali)
7.PhoaPhoa(soo soo ling ling)
8.Cynthia(EEEVVIILLL!!)
9.Kimberly(random-ness)
10.AshleyJacelyn(wahahahaha)

Right Now Na Na Na....

2008-12-09T04:22:00.003+08:00

Its just 0423(4.23 AM)

AND
Im awake :D

So,ummm
wat happened 2day...
jeez,its kinda boring but here's how it goes
Woke up at like umm
almost 9
fell back 2 sleep and woke up at 12.30 XD
Turned on d com
(lazy mandi)
And chatted with this girl cynthia or sumting
(i have no idea hu she is,we just became frens)
She's like my mom
SHE SCOLDED ME FOR SWEARING
Bla..Bla..Bla..

NEXT TOPIC

101
I have no idea but,everywhere i look i see
THAT FREAKING NUMBER
1.Car number plate
2.Clock
3.etc etc
I think i found my lucky number??LOL

Thats all i guess??
But im so bored/sleepy/bluur/stupid
Im gonna EDIT a song
(copyright thingy and all that shit 2 those guys dat made d song)
And the song is
ummm
~~About A Girl?~~
Nah forget that
how about

The Idiot Who Forgot To Move
(Only 2 verses and chorus :D)

The Idiot Who Remembered To Move

Running away from that corner when i just saw you
Gonna pack up my sleeping bag and i remembered to move
Got some cardboard words and your picture in the bin
Saying if you see her coming tell me so i can run

Some try to steal my money at a nearby bus stand
I just farted..And I just did a bigger fart man
I know it kills ur sense but thats what its suppose to do
Of course i can move on if i dont forget to move

Cos if one day u wake up and ur wallets missing
And your brains starts to wonder how stupid can u be
Thinking maybe I went back 2 Crystal Palace
And you see me running from you cause i remembered 2 move
So i remembered 2 move....
I remembered....

The End

Tagggy Waggy Faggy MAGGI!!

2008-12-07T14:40:00.002+08:00

Damn U pepek....
i've got tagged(again)

1. What kind of chair do you prefer?
a. Cloth covered
b. Leather covered
c. Wood
d. Cushioned
e. One with a built-in massager

2. Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do?
a. Stay home and take it easy
b. Go shopping
c. Do some sports
d. Go out for a walk
e. Stay in bed and catch up on my sleep

3. A box is lying on the road. What is inside?
a. An abandoned kitten
b. Garbage
c. Treasure
d. A surprise!
e. Nothing

4. What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend?
a. A handkerchief (Because your friend will be happy, no matter how many handkerchiefs he/she has already)
b. Something you like
c. Something your friend has been wanting
d. Something popular (the " latest thing")
e. Something hand-made or homemade

5. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?
a. Swim across
b. Build a raft
c. Search for a bridge
d. Search for a shallow spot to wade across
e. Wait until the river dries up

Hidden meanings.
OH SHIT

1. What kind of chair do you prefer?
Hidden meaning : You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend ) to:
a. Be together with you always, no matter when or where
b. Be more open with you about himself/herself
c. Take more care of his/her dress and manner
d. Be a little bit more relaxed, calm and composed
e. Do more for you

2. Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do ?
Hidden meaning: With respect to money:
a. You spend as little as possible.
b. You spend whatever you have.
c. You save for rainy day.
d. You spend carefully. Pennies saved turn into dollars.
e. You are probably a bit stingy.

3. A box lying in the road. What is inside?
Hidden meaning : You think good luck ....
a. Depends on maintaining good relationships with others.
b. Is something you won't attain. You expect only bad luck.
c. Will definitely be yours, someday....
d. Might come your way.
e. Doesn't exist. Reality is built on practicalities.

4. What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend ?
a. You are not able to relate clearly to others. You tend to become lost in clouds of when
attempting a task.
b. You are the type of person who assumes that the world revolves around yourself.
c. You tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
d. You care more about world trends and fashions in general than you do about your own, or
other people's needs.
e. You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.

5. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?
Hidden meaning : When it comes to finding a romantic partner you:
a. Will search and search until you find your perfect match.
b. Create opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then
select someone you like.
c. Don't have any particular type in mind, but are inclined to look for someone who is likely to
say 'Yes' if you ask him/her out.
d. Base your search on information from your friends.
e. Are not too worried about finding someone right away.

Awww hell no...

Tagitty Taggy Tagged By Sarah

2008-12-04T14:26:00.004+08:00

Rules :
- Pick your birth month .
- Italicize anything that doesn't apply to you .
- Bold the best apply to you .
- Decrease the size ofthe words if it's a maybe/sometimes.
- Copy to your own blog , with all twelve months
- Tag 10 people

January.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

Febuary.
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions

March.
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

April.
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

May.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

June.
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills.Talk ative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

July.
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

August.
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

September.
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

October.
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

November.
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

December.
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor.

THE WINNING MONTH IS
(drum roll)

November.
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

WTH?!?!damn a lot true man...

I Tag This 10 arseholes

1.Ian(Si Gemuk)

2.Haw Yu(Ali)

3.Gavin(Gavino Pizza Service)

4.Kah Wern(Wo Pucha Tao)

5.Ashley Jacelyn(???)

6.Phoa(Cece Alien Fu*ker Phoa)

7.Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

8.Sakthi(Gandhi)

9.MIKE LIM KANG WEI(shortay)

10.Melissa(PEPEK)

And as a
BONUS
i shall tell u 3 more things about me
(Im bored thats why im doing this)
1.When I'm Quiet but grinning or smiling means im thinking of something funny
(dont believe this??Ask Gavin,Ian or Kah Wern)
2.I love 2 talk crap
(duuuh)
3.If i get addicted 2 a game,im anti social for a while,then im back 2 normal
(sry glen,addiction tok over)

Thats all folks for today
Have A Nice Day
*translation:I HOPE U DIE*

Random Title

2008-12-03T18:01:00.003+08:00

Short Notice : BOOM
A b U's in JB until friday
or saturday
or sunday
U GET THE POINT
(dont u??If not ur as retarded like mike lim kang wei)

BUT
A b U's dads office doesnt allow people 2 go on

friendster
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
or
facebook
(Aaaaarrrgggghhhh,THE HORROR)

SO
He cant use it until saturday
(he thinks??)
So bbye

A Little Smile Goes A Long Way

2008-11-24T00:19:00.002+08:00

Dat saying is seriously true
Today was my sunday school class trip 2 the HIV centre in Batu Arang
More people came den i expected
There were only 3 girls amongst us 10 boys
Anyway,the trip took like
like
like
ummm
1 and a half hours
It was seriously boring
Sherie-Mae and Anne never shut up during the whole trip
So it was

Torture

for me,jon,abi and al
We really talked a large variety of crap from
Football to Shoes to 1 Utama to Jobs
till i lost count of everything
And we heard Stefan(the German dude in our class) singing Heavy Metal
So we all were laughing as usual

THEN
WE ARRIVED

The HIV centre was actually just a simple banglo which had
A SERIOUSLY LARGE GARDEN
So we when out
and had 2 wait for the guy that managers the centre
so we boys got bored
AND
as usual we played football lar
so all of a sudden
FOR WAT REASON I DO NOT KNOW
I kicked the ball into the coconut tree
and it got

STUCK

So as usual
I started cursing and swearing
(its my ball anyway)
But den Stefan
came and helped me get the ball out of the tree
(i have 2 admit,the guy got guts and seriously cool)
I really owe u Stefan
Then the manager arrived
So we were going around on a tour
As we passed the kitchen we could see what was on the daily menu
So we 4 were looking at the menu
and all of a sudden
Jon burst out laughing
when we asked him why he pointed at the menu
when we looked closely
we could see what was written for Wednesday's lunch
it said

Fish Kechup

So we were like??
Then we realised the spelling error and started laughing
(kinda noob but if u see it its hilarious)
So we met some of the HIV patients
They were really friendly with us
Then U.Robert(Our Teacher)explained that they didnt get visitors often
so for some1 2 vist makes them happy
Its kinda sad
Some of them are as young as in their 20's
i think the oldest there is only 30 something
I found out that
u cant get HIV by just shaking hands or even mosquito bites
(some parent called our Sunday school teacher and complained we could get infected..swt)
U can get it through Reproduction(lol),drugs and sharing needles
So
It was time for us 2 go
(this sounds like an essay)
We all were seriously hungry
so we were already eating the sandwiches even b4 we arrived at the chapel nearby
There were a lot of dogs there and a little puppy
The dogs were really friendly with me
But they were barking at every1 else
so as usual

I WAS LAUGHING

Once every1 had finished eating it was
FUTSAL
(damn i love this sport)
So we were playing
until about 1.30
(i think?)
So we balik
they even gave us some banana's and 2 papaya's
(we gave them 2 the bus driver with the sandwiches cause he hadnt eaten anything)
And U.Robert belanja us all slurpees from 7-11
For what reason i do not know,STUPID ANNE KEPT ON WHACKING ME(ASSHOLE)
But other than that the whole trip was actually quite fun
And we all want 2 do it again
lol

Thats All Folks For Today
(SHIT U PHOA AND ANNE)

The Day Nike Went BOOM

2008-11-22T21:08:00.003+08:00

I love early christmas presents
I got a
DOG!!
nah juz kidding
(i already have 6)
Total 90 laser II's
NOW DATS WAT I GOT
Thanks Mum and Dad

Anyway
I
HAVE
A SUNDAY SCHOOL OUTING TMRW!!!
(AAAARRRRGGGHHH)
Nah its not so bad,dere's futsal at the end of d trip
so im not so upset

AND
i also reliased dat i have 3 different moods
these moods are just like seasons
(except there's only 3 of dem)
1. Sports Mood
2. Hobby Mood
3. Stupid Mood
I'm currently in SPORTS MOOD :D

Oh yea
read 2 dis short story on how i when boom
One day sakthi found a bomb
he touched and when BOOM
ian heard the explosion and he was jealous
because he couldnt find a bomb
he made one using the videos from youtube
den he also when boom
so shaun fei
(hu's always sexually harassing every1)
got upset
and picked on me for being a terrorist
SO WHAT??
(im not a rockstar)
its not my fault sadam decided 2 choose me
so he made me go BOOM
The End

~Asshole abu~

Tag,Damn It,Im It

2008-11-21T23:58:00.002+08:00

I have been TAGGED by Phoa
I have no idea wth it means
so if i were u pls (hey look i said pls)
sit down and read (if u wan 2,its crap)

Pass this quiz to 10 people whom you wish to know how they feel about you.

1. Sakthi
2. Ian
3. Kah wern
4. Haw Yu
5. Christine
6. Faustino
7. Samivelu
8. Gavin
9. Hitler
10. Petr Cech

Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
Dunno,he's very quiet about his gf.

Is 9 a female or a male?
Male lar bodoh.

If no. 7 and no. 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
BLOODY HELL MAN,no way.

What is no.2 studying?
How 2 get rid of chicken pox??IAN!!Wat u studying??

When was the last time you had a chat with number 3?
Several hours ago

What genre of music does number 8 like?
Rock and pop ( i think?)

Would you ever woo number 3 ?
Hell No, Im STRAIGHT

How about number 7 ?
NOPE . ME = STRAIGHTY

Is no.4 single ?
I'm not so sure on that

What is the surname of no.5?
PhoaPhoa

What is the hobby of number 10?
Football?

Does no.5 and no.9 get along well?
Nah i dun think so, he'll try 2 turn her into a nazi and she'll be like pundek,pundek,pundek

Where is no.2 studying?
SMKBU3 lar,where else u think??France??

Say something casual about no.1
He's black but hilarious

Have you ever tried developing feelings for no.6 ?
HELL NO . Were cousins idiot

Where does no.9 live ?
USED 2 live,he's dead . Germany

What colour does no.4 like?
Pink?Blue?Green?Yellow?White?Grey?I dunno .

Are no.5 and no.1 best friends ?
They would be if they knew each other

Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world ?
ARE U CRAZY???

2 Efektif

2008-11-14T21:34:00.000+08:00

Im seriously B.O.R.E.D.
Brain + Boredom = CRAP
So juz 'tahan' lor xD

My idea of 2 Efektif 2008
GALS

Andrea :
Knew her from last year,What 2 say???

Yee Hui :
3 words = Short,Funny and LALA

Hui Qi :
Didnt even noe she existed until first exam term

Mei Yan :
Short and bloody quiet

Wern Xuan :
ALWAYS mixed up her name with Wern Shean's

Vikki :
Funny but bluur

Kuay Yee :
It was FUN irritating her

Siew Teng :
Ummmm
Dunno??

Danielle :
Black Condom!!!!

Foong Ling :
Dunno again??

Dhaniyia :
Damn she's smart!!!

Melissa :
PEPEK!!She was seriously fun 2 bully
Especially the last day of skool when we made fun of her hair

Deir Dre :
D.U.N.N.O

Ya Qin :
D.U.N.N.O 2

Yong Yee :
ROAR!!!Didnt rely get that joke eitherway..

Haw Yu :
ALI!!!The dot in the Yin &Yang circle of me and Ian
The Neutral Thingy

Cheau Wei :
Quiet??

Yunn Leng :
Nothing much excpet the time she was half crying,half laughing
IT WAS HILARIOUS

Wong Tyan :
N.O. C.O.M.M.E.N.T.

Catherine :
BAK KUT TEH!!!She was kinda fun

Shue Ying :
THE HOTTEST GIRL IN CLASS
NOT!!!!

Maybelle :
Short,kinda weird and MOODY

BOYS

Gavin :
SAMA GENG LOR!!!Seriously good fren

Shaun Fei :
He's like the TICK 2 my BOOM
Seriously HORNY but damn funny

Wern Shean :
Quiet but talkative

Sakthi :
"SUCK MY TITS"
"SUCK YOUR TITS"
"SUCK WHOSE TITS?"
"SUCK TITS VEIL!!"
He was seriously fun but he's DAMN LOYAL

Wei Rhys :
2 WORDS,DAMN FUN!!

Kah Wern :
Fun but show off and moody
Overall = GOOD FRIEND

Timothy :
A bit weird but OK lor

Adrian :
ADRIAN CHONG YU BIN LADEN
GOOD FRIEND

Junn Liang :
Friendly lor...

Christopher :
Likes 2 whack peoples ASS

Jhen Hau(Shadow) :
REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!!

Hao Tuck :
Kind,Friendly and dats all i think??

Zhi Yuan :
Seriously funny but smart

Ivan :
JUNGLE BOY!!!
Seriously fun watching him get bullied but FUNNIEST was when he
CRIED (WHAT A PONDAN)

Ian :
MAMAK!!He's like the Yang 2 my Yin or whatever lar

Jun Yang :
Short,Show Off and makes lame jokes but not so bad

Bang Xiang :
Funny and Friendly

Gabriel :
No Comment

Qi Wei :
QIBAI!!!It was fun watching get bullied by Shadow and Dogface

Thats all lar i think....
Eitherway,i juz wan 2 say it was nice knowing all those that i didnt know from before
ad sorry if i was irritating or anything

PS-Dont forget 2 visit sakthi-thestory.blogspot.com!!

LAZY LAZY LAZY

2008-11-11T16:58:00.001+08:00

2 EVERY1 OUT DERE
A b U juz wants 2 say
HE'S LAZY 2 BLOG
wahahahahaha

Total Randomness

2008-11-08T15:13:00.000+08:00

A b U :
15 % smart
20% dumb
5 % shy
30% hyper
30% talkative
Dats me!!!

Results are dropping....(Low,low,low,low)
At least a B!!!Not a BLOODY C!!!!

Me
KH=77
Maths=74
Science=55
Moral=71

Ian
KH=63
Maths=85
Science=51
Moral=74(I think)
GOOD NEWS our results are close!!(But my overall HIGHER!!)
So we most likely going same class...If not i'll be DAMN QUIET(NOOOOOO)

I got 150 bucks for my bday!!
Tak cukup 2 buy futsal shoes...DAMN
BUT i oso got a COBRA Rugby Cup shirt from Faustino(Thx Bro...)

Haha Gavin
Never come on friday..
DAMN FUN...
Kevin was the worst,he did the Triple H water spray thingy near the water cooler
Ian and I were at the bball court
and Ian said "Damn Nice man"
And C.Idaham(at the storeroom) was watching Kevin and said
"Very nice..Come here boy"
AND he pulled Kevins EAR
and we were laughing our heads off at Kevin

Few hours later
The boys were playing football or basketball until some Form 3's started playing firecrackers..
Den C.Idaham came and forced every1 2 go back 2 class...
And we waited until the pizza came which was like 12.35
and in juz 5 MINUTES all 8 pizzas had dissapeared from SIGHT.......

Damn...

2008-11-06T18:14:00.000+08:00

School today,was was was.......sikit FUN-lar
OKOK-lar it WAS FUN!!!!
After the exams it was REHAT!!!
then i got carried away playing football and played until way after rehat
Suddenly Ian said "I think Puan Nik can see us from here"
AND SURE ENOUGH few minutes later somebody shouted "PUAN NIK!!"
i looked and there she was coming down the stairs and everybody CABUT!!!!!
Damn it,just as football was getting fun....
and when we when back to class we(Ian & me) got lectured for going out without permission
then things came dull again until the end of school
and then we when to Centrepoint they makan,i had a drink Adrian belanja me
then it rained so we spent time in the CC until it stopped then balik and played football
BUT,football kinda sucked...I SPRAINED MY BLOODY KNEE!!!!
and because of that,i sucked in football....But Leon was DAMN irritating
because he kept on complaining about his leg that he sprained WEEKS ago...
and then i realised it was already 4.35!!!!
i was supposed to have come out at 4.20,DAMN!!!!!
when i came out i got scolded by my mum for being late and bla-bla-bla
and that was the end of the day....

- A b U

" BOOM "

2008-11-02T11:30:00.000+08:00

CAUTION : 1. Viewer Discretion is ADVISED ( I have no idea what it means )
2. A b U loves 2 write crap
3. A b U is fooling around with the colours

Title's Random so.....
Exam (BLEUK) is tomorrow AND I have yet to study anything (Die lorrr)
AQIL bring your football I WANT to PLAY

Now ALMIGHTY A b U, has to go and study (DAMN)
Hey LOOK my 1st blog!!!!
That was easy...
PS - No more blogging until Thursday ( ALLELUIA )
- Phoa's pregnant with Shaun Fei's child (Shaun Fei = Dogface)
I wonder what the child would look like????